Computers

Motto: One of the most feared expressions in modern times is "The computer is down." - Norman Augustine

Aries
The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - Wernher von Braun

Taurus
Do not help the quick moneymakers who have delusions about taking possession of classics by smearing them with paint.- Frank Capra [on computer colorization of black-and-white films]

Gemini
To make a mistake is human, but you need a computer to make a complete mess of things. - Paul Ehrlich

Cancer
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of
diddling with his computer. - Dave Barry

Leo
No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but most of the time, we aren't either. - Marvin Minsky

Virgo
It would be very discouraging if somewhere down the line you could ask a computer if the Riemann hypothesis is correct and it said, `Yes, it is true, but you won't be able to understand the proof.' - Ronald Graham

Libra
No need for special meditation rooms or temples. You can even meditate by driving a car, having a conversation or working at the computer. - Hans Taeger

Scorpio
But [computers] are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

Sagittarius
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer. - Asleigh Brilliant

Capricorn
The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer. - I. F. Stone

Aquarius
I've got a phone, answer machine, TV set, computer, hand grenade -- everything you need to run a business in Los Angeles. - Ice T

Pisces
A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about. - Douglas Adams

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