The D; Genesis

It was the year 1990. The month? May. Day? The 30th. A great man was born. Raised with the best of morals and ideals, he grew up into a young adolescent who was full of ideas and empty of all social life. Thus he found his way to an online community for a Star Wars game. Struggling to find a place to call his own where people would share his vision for a brighter future. There was only one solution: make a MovieBattles 2 clan.

The Beginning

1 - In the beginning Shad created the Dee and the Gee.
2 - Now the DG was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the derp, and the Spirit of Shad was hovering over the servers.
3 - And Shad said, “Let there be D;!” and there was D;.
4 - Shad saw that the D; was good, and he separated the D; from the Gee.
5 - Shad called the D; “Dee Semicolon” and the Gee he called “Generation” And there was winning, and there was morning — the first D;day.
6 - And Shad said, “Let there be a forum in the Internets to separate DG from the community.”
7 - So Shad made the forumz and separated the private section in the from the public section above it. And it was so.
8 - Shad called the forumz “www.dgen.co.nr” And there was diskushun, and there was morning — the second D;day.
9 - And Shad said, “Let the coolest guise in mb2 be gathered to one place, and let awesomeness ensue.” And it was so.
10 - Shad called the coolest guise saying "Dudes!" and then gathered players he called “freunds”. And Shad saw that it was good.
11 - Then Shad said, “Let the freunds produce stuff: modding stuff and making vids of the gaem that is with lulz in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.
12 - The freunds produced lulz: vids bearing win according to their kinds and mods bearing pwn with lulz in it according to their kinds. And Shad saw that it was good.
13 - And there was evening, and there was morning — the third D;day.
14 - And Shad said, “Let there be chatquotes in the forums of the DG to separate the srs from the lulz, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years.
15 - and let them be lulz in the forums of the DG to give laughs on the freunds.” And it was so.
16 - Shad met two great guise — the greater Ben to govern the mod and the lesser Lerv to govern the Ben. He also made stuff.
17 - Shad let them in the forums of the DG to give moar win on the D;,
18 - to govern the mod and the Ben, and to separate DG from nubgilds. And Shad saw that it was good.
19 - And there was evening, and there was morning — the fourth D;day.
20 - And Shad said, “Let the D; teem with living creatures, and let guise chat in the chatroom through Steam.”
21 - So Shad recruited more dudes of the D; and every living thing with which the DG teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every nolife nerd according to its kind. And Shad saw that it was good.
22 - Shad blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the DG while I'll go take a big poop, brb.”
23 - And there was evening, and there was morning — the fifth D;day.
24 - And Shad said, “Let the D; produce a wallrunning creature according to its kind: the Wallrunner, the creature that moves along the wall - the Xa4 - according to its kind.” And it was so.
25 - Shad labelled Fats according to his kind, the Trialer. And Shad saw that it was good.
26 - Then Shad said, “Let us make D; in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the nubs in the nubgilds and the pros in the srsgilds, over the vets and all the non-vets, and over all the creatures that move along the walls.”

28 - Shad blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the MB2 and subdue it. Rule over the nubs in the nubgilds and the pros in the srsclans and over every disgruntled vet that whines on the forums.”
29 - Then Shad said, “I give you every equal rights on the face of the whole D; (except Fats) and every chatroom that has diskushun with lulz in it. They will be yours for win.
30 - And to all the nubs of the nubgilds and all the pros in the srsclans and all the disgruntled vets that whine on the forums — everything that has the taint of the mod in it — I give everything for lulz.” And it was so.
31 - Shad saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning — the sixth D;day.

Thus the Dee and the Gee were completed in all their vast array.

By the seventh D;day Shad had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he took another big poop. Then Shad blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he took the biggest poop of all that he had ever done.